Daily Feline Wisdom

Great Voids, like great minds, think alike…

…and we think this is an optimal time and location for a snooze.

—Darth Vader and Stella

Ever feel like there’s a dark cloud over you?

Maybe your mood’s a bit down…

…or maybe Uncle Darth has installed himself on the bay window ledge above you.

—Sunny

When the Manager’s away, the Assistant Manager…

…and Deputy Assistant Manager must take over the supervision of Human Mommy.

Human Mommy cannot function without supervision.

—Lily and Luna

The Tortie Empress lounges…

…and considers her plans for world domination.

—Amber

Nothing enhances a graceful drape…

…like an impeccable tail curl.

—Lily

It’s a true joy…

…to snuggle on a cushy cushion with your main squeeze.

—Sunny

Stella and Lily told me to get off my Sleeping Cloud because they had some Important Girl Business to discuss.

I did as they asked, but now I’m wondering…

Am I the pushover?

—Sunny

Sometimes Human Mommy works a bit on the weekends.

This is, of course, a major inconvenience, as her percussive typing disrupts my naps.

Stop it, Human Mommy. Stop it now!

—Luna

Lying adjacent to the weights is basically a workout.

I’m feeling fitter every minute.

—Lily

I love looking at Human Mommy and she loves looking at me.

We are our own mutual admiration society.

—Sunny