Daily Feline Wisdom

Nothing beats a buttery sun puddle enjoyed with friends…

…to celebrate the end of the week!

—Xena, Luna, and Cosmo

The Wonder Twins are feeling peckish after a day of outdoor adventures.

Hurry up and provide snacks, Humans!

—Luna and Finnegan

My head is getting subsumed by a Super Void.

Once you get over the initial shock, it’s really pretty cozy.

—Sunny

Why oh why, Human Mommy, do you insist on standing under a hot waterfall and dousing yourself with floral, citrusy gels, creams, and ointments that make you smell not like you?

Why don’t you make use of your tongue like a civilized creature?

Your hygiene practices are borderline barbaric and quite disturbing to witness.

—Amber

We are two handsome gentleman…

…patiently awaiting a well-deserved treat.

—Darth Vader and Cosmo

My trusty hot pink Dog Bed is great for solo lounging…

…but nothing beats the marvelous Sleeping Cloud Grammy Cat gave me for hosting big Snuggle Parties.

—Sunny

It’s true that my trusty hot pink Dog Bed is quite small and not nearly as comfortable as the Sleeping Cloud Grammy Cat gave to me.

Still, my hot pink Dog Bed was my first Dog Bed.

Sometimes I still choose it for a snooze, particularly when I’m feeling nostalgic.

—Sunny

It can be amusing to engage in a staring contest with a fellow Void.

I always win, of course.

—Darth Vader

Oh my, it’s been quite a week!

Best to snooze through Friday Happy Hour or even Saturday brunch.

—Luna

You weren’t thinking of sitting here, were you, Humans?

As you can see, my Woofy brother and I are already comfortably installed.

—Darth Vader