Ahem, Human Mommy! Have you not noticed that the Bouncy, Pouncy Not-So-Little-Anymore Cat is growing at an alarming rate?
Perhaps you could cut back on his Kibble rations to allow us Big Cats to enjoy our superior size awhile longer.
—Darth Vader and Luna
I look up to Uncle Darth Vader, not only because he’s sitting above me…
…but also because he’s the Elder Cat, who has much wisdom and Catting advice to share with a young fellow such as myself.
—Apollo
It’s important to learn to ask for what you want. Don’t expect others to read your mind.
For example, I’m in the mood for a Tummy Rub as I lounge in my buttery sun puddle, so I’ll ask for one.
Self-advocacy is key to happiness.
—Sunny
Good news—I figured out how to liberate the Temptations from the closed cabinet.
Bad news—the container was nearly empty, so it wasn’t exactly a big score.
—Apollo
We have run out of dental treats again because Human Mommy mistimed the Amazon order.
Fortunately, Human Daddy has gone to the market to get us an emergency pack.
Human Daddy is my hero.
—Cosmo
Uh oh! The back pillows on the couch tipped over, allegedly because we Guard Dogs were jumping on them too much.
So I guess I’m now king of the pillow fort.
— Sunny
For reasons known only to themselves, the Humans have started storing the Temptations in the kitchen cabinet instead of the countertop.
This is most inconvenient for me.
—Apollo
Human Mommy, I trust that you understand that, now that I have installed myself upon your lap, you are not to move…
…ever.
—Darth Vader
Does it still count as a family photo…
…if most of us are half asleep and we aren’t all facing the same direction?
—Sunny, Stella, Cosmo, and Xena
It has happened, Humans.
Your two individual Voids have merged into an incredibly powerful Super Void to conserve heat during the chilly months.
Bring us snacks before we have to deploy our powerful gravitational pull to absorb all the delicious comestibles in the kitchen.
—Darth Vader and Stella
Daily Feline Wisdom 