Daily Feline Wisdom

Usually, Human Daddy is the one to place things on my head without my consent.

This time, Human Mommy decided to crown me, and, to make matters worse, convinced Human Daddy to take my photo.

This is not okay, Human Mommy. Not at all.

—Cosmo

Catsmas was wonderful, what with all the festive bouncing and pouncing.

Today I’ll take an extra-long recovery nap to be in peak form to bounce and pounce the New Year in next week.

—Apollo

Meowy Catsmas!

And Woofy Dogsmas!

Wishing you and yours a splendid holiday season and a wonderful new year!

Merry Meows,

Darth Vader, Lily, Luna, and Apollo

Festive Woofs and Wags,

Cosmo, Stella, Xena, and Sunny

We all love our loveseat.

The tippy-top of the back cushion is the most beloved part of our loveseat.

—Sunny

Sunny is the best Chin Rest, bar none…

…even when he’s gradually sliding off the couch.

—Stella

I am practicing my Gargoyle pose.

If all goes as planned, cold rain water will eventually shoot out of my mouth and fall on the annoying young interloper.

—Luna

What’s that, Humans? We are out of Temptations?!

This is a crisis. Get yourselves to the market A.S.A.P. and replenish our supply!!

—Luna and Apollo

I have a full belly, a comfy couch, and Human Daddy’s leg to use as a bolster.

It’s going to be a tip-top Saturday!

—Sunny

No, I’m not thinking of pouncing on Uncle Darth, Human Mommy.

I’m just innocently dangling my lanky front legs.

Why do you always assume the worst?

—Apollo

Oh, the toasty fire feels so warm on my silky fur!

I’ll give Human Daddy a thank you cuddle once I’m properly toasted.

—Xena