Daily Feline Wisdom

Not all the Guard Dogs can be facing the same direction in our official team photo.

That is because we must monitor both the interior and exterior of the Homestead.

—Cosmo, Stella, Sunny, and Xena

It’s my job to serve as Human Daddy’s blanket.

He might get cold if I didn’t!

—Xena

We Cats enjoy feasting together but not too close together.

Social Distancing remains the norm in our household.

—Lily, et al

Spreadsheet days are my favorite days as Human Mommy’s long-suffering Cat Manager.

Human Mommy is less hopeless in Excel than she is in most aspects of her job, and Spreadsheets demand much less irritating, clickety-clackety typing that can disrupt my supervisory snoozes.

—Amber

Smell that, Cosmo? That smells like Human Daddy’s award winning meatloaf!

Sure does, Sunny. I hope the Humans share with us.

It would be mighty stingy if they don’t!

—Sunny and Cosmo

Smell that, Cosmo? That smells like Human Daddy’s award winning meatloaf!

Sure does, Sunny. I hope the Humans share with us.

It would be mighty stingy if they don’t!

—Sunny and Cosmo

Human Mommy has decided that it’s warm enough to open the preferred upstairs window.

Finally! Bird TV is so much better with surround sound.

—Finnegan and Lily

Sandwich? You’ve got SANDWICH!

Oh please, Human Daddy, be a sport and GIMME SOME!

—Cosmo

Sometimes the Humans wonder where my allegiances lie.

To set the record straight, I’m all Cat but I’m also most definitely part of the Pack.

—Darth Vader

Great Guard Dog Teams ensure both exterior and interior security…

…by monitoring the front yard and all activities occurring inside, particularly those of the food variety.

—Sunny, Stella, and Xena