Daily Feline Wisdom

When the Manager’s away, the Assistant Manager…

…and Deputy Assistant Manager must take over the supervision of Human Mommy.

Human Mommy cannot function without supervision.

—Lily and Luna

The Tortie Empress lounges…

…and considers her plans for world domination.

—Amber

Nothing enhances a graceful drape…

…like an impeccable tail curl.

—Lily

It’s a true joy…

…to snuggle on a cushy cushion with your main squeeze.

—Sunny

Stella and Lily told me to get off my Sleeping Cloud because they had some Important Girl Business to discuss.

I did as they asked, but now I’m wondering…

Am I the pushover?

—Sunny

Sometimes Human Mommy works a bit on the weekends.

This is, of course, a major inconvenience, as her percussive typing disrupts my naps.

Stop it, Human Mommy. Stop it now!

—Luna

Lying adjacent to the weights is basically a workout.

I’m feeling fitter every minute.

—Lily

I love looking at Human Mommy and she loves looking at me.

We are our own mutual admiration society.

—Sunny

Who says that small, unobtrusive, totally non-threatening stones can’t adorn a fence, Birdie Friends?

I personally think that such a stone would make for an absolutely delightful perch.

—Luna

I don’t always need a blanket…

…but when I do, I prefer a pink, fluffy one befitting a Princess.

—Xena