Daily Feline Wisdom

Human Mommy has decided that it’s warm enough to open the preferred upstairs window.

Finally! Bird TV is so much better with surround sound.

—Finnegan and Lily

Sandwich? You’ve got SANDWICH!

Oh please, Human Daddy, be a sport and GIMME SOME!

—Cosmo

Sometimes the Humans wonder where my allegiances lie.

To set the record straight, I’m all Cat but I’m also most definitely part of the Pack.

—Darth Vader

Great Guard Dog Teams ensure both exterior and interior security…

…by monitoring the front yard and all activities occurring inside, particularly those of the food variety.

—Sunny, Stella, and Xena

It’s good to have a variety of prime napping spots!

For example, some days you may fancy a cushy cloud…

…and other days you may prefer a cozy, space-age egg.

—Lily and Luna

As you know, Humans, catching a Cat Tree trifecta is extremely rare.

We encourage buying a lotto ticket or at least a scratch off.

—Darth Vader, Amber, and Luna

A great manager does not need to be awake to manage her employees.

Her presence alone provides much needed leadership, structure, and supervision to her employees, even the lackluster ones like Human Mommy, who seem incapable of lowering the volume on their annoying clickety-clackety typing despite numerous reminders, interventions, and memos.

—Amber

Our current couch is much too small to accommodate 4 Doggoes, 2 Humans, and however many Meowies are in the mood for couch time as opposed to tree time, or cave time, or box time.

Fortunately, Human Mommy makes for a nice, soft cushion.

—Sunny

Even when you’re taking your essential midday snooze, it’s a Napping Best Practice to keep an ear propped open…

…just in case something interesting occurs in the kitchen.

—Cosmo

Sometimes, Human Mommy asks if I’m judging her.

Aren’t I always?

—Lily