I’m not going to say that I forgive you for adopting the Bouncy, Pouncy, Not-So-Little-Anymore, Annoying Young Interloper, Humans.
Still, even I am becoming grudgingly accustomed to his antics and it appears we share a common interest in Birdies.
But you’re not forgiven. Not even a little bit.
—Luna
I wasn’t planning on posing for the camera, but Human Mommy told me that I was looking particularly handsome.
So I went ahead and pulled out a fierce pose.
You’re welcome, Human Mommy.
—Apollo
How very dare you, Apollo?
Everyone knows that the uppermost basket on the tallest, most sacred Cat Tree belongs to the Elder Cat!
—Darth Vader
Well looky here…. We’ve got a brand spanking new cardboard box!
I hope Auntie Lily gives me a go in it soon before it loses its new cardboard smell.
—Apollo
I just love it when my Best Meowy Friend hangs out with me!
There are rules, though.
I must not bark, lick Luna’s pearly whiskers, or even make too much eye contact.
—Xena
What do you mean you want to move our bed out of the way for a bookcase because we only ever use the couches anyway?
Don’t you see where we are lounging, Human Daddy? How could you even consider depriving us of one of our beloved beds?
—Xena and Cosmo
There’s nothing like a Big Stretch…
…to get the day started off on the right paw.
—Stella
No, I don’t care that it’s cold outside. Can’t you see that I’m wearing a very chic, very warm fur coat?
Kindly open the door, Humans. I have places to be and things to do!
—Luna
Snack time is one of the best times of the day.
It’s a time when we put aside our differences to concentrate on the delicious nom-noms.
—Darth Vader, Lily, Apollo, and Luna
Luna is an award-winning Ornithologist and an accomplished Huntress…
…but she understands that the highest perch on the tallest, most sacred Cat Tree belongs to the Elder Cat.
May the youngest, bounciest, pounciest Cat follow her example.
—Darth Vader
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