Daily Feline Wisdom

For the record, I’m just as magnificent as Finnegan.

Probably more so.

—Luna

I agree, Human Mommy.

I am most definitely magnificent.

—Finnegan

Sometimes your snowy white tail tip may catch a chill in the winter months as if it’s actually covered in snow.

Don’t panic.

Simply order your Human Daddy to build you a crackly fire immediately.

—Phelps

May your new year be happy and bright and full of all the treats, skritches, Catnip, licks…

…and whatever else you desire!

Woofy New Year, Xena, Cosmo, Stella, and Sunny

Meowy New Year, Lily, Phelps, Darth Vader, Amber, Finnegan, and Luna

Human Mommy fully intends to stay up until midnight to ring in the new year, but, based on her past performance, I have my doubts.

Perhaps her New Year’s resolution should be to take more naps.

—Lily

I had plans today but Xena decided to fall asleep on my flank.

So now I plan on serving as Xena’s cushion for as long as she wishes.

—Cosmo

Every winter day is not sunny…

…so it’s important to take full advantage of days that are.

—Phelps

Yes, I know.

I have a most distinguished, some might even say noble, profile.

—Cosmo

Grammy Cat is the best gift giver ever because she tailors our presents to our personal interests.

For example, I love shoes so Grammy Cat got me a pretty pink high heel ornament, which I absolutely will not share with Xena, even though she loves shoes, too.

—Stella

Human Daddy is so good at so many things.

Being our most favored cushion is only one of the areas in which he excels.

—Cosmo, Xena, and Sunny