Daily Feline Wisdom

Everyone goes on and on about how Xena’s the best Chin Rest.

Personally, I sometimes prefer Sunny as he’s much too polite to move when you’re using him.

—Stella

The Woofies have grown on me, it’s true…

…but it’s not like I want to hang out with the smelly, slobbery beasts 24/7.

I need Me time in my den.

—Phelps

Salmon and asparagus wouldn’t be my first choice, Human Daddy…

… but as I’m obviously STARVING, I’ll take whatever I can get.

—Cosmo

Oooh, the heat of the crackly fire Human Daddy made for us feels good on my entire body…

…particularly on my titanium knee.

—Stella

Has no one ever told you that it is particularly rude to photograph a Cat Loaf who is pointedly ignoring you?

Well, it is. Now you know.

Be sure to fetch me some treats of apology or, at the very least, allow me to take an unusually lengthy promenade outside to make up for the annoyance you have caused.

—Finnegan

OMD, that spaghetti smells good, Human Daddy!

Guess who else LOVES spaghetti.

Hint: He’s right in front of you.

—Cosmo

It’s been said before and it will be said again…

…Xena is the best Chin Rest, bar none.

—Cosmo

Is a Woofie already installed on your Human Mommy’s lap?

Not your problem.

Pay the Woofie no mind and settle in.

The lap is yours by right because you are the Senior Cat.

—Phelps

I’m always fancy because I wear the bespoke tux I was born in.

When I want to be particularly fancy, I cross my front paws.

—Cosmo

It’s always a good time…

…for a snuggle and an ear skritch.

—Sunny