Daily Feline Wisdom

I hereby declare that I am NOT in favor of the recent time change…

…as it delays my dinner by a whole hour.

—Cosmo

Papa Cosmo does his best, but he’s just too big to make for an ideal chin rest.

Sadly, I can’t serve as my own chin rest and Sunny says he’s on break.

—Xena

What’s with all the urgent tweeting, Birdie friends?

There’s nothing to fear here.

I am but a harmless, golden leaf atop a pile of my brethren.

—Finnegan

What’s that, Human Mommy? You want to roll over on your side?

That is obviously NOT permitted.

—Amber

It’s okay to feel a little down after your most special of days has passed.

Console yourself with the thought that Big Bird Day is just around the corner.

—Darth Vader

Working from home is just exhausting!

I had to participate in 9–count them, NINE—conference calls today.

That’s as many meetings as I have lives!

I fully expect proper recompense in the form of delicious nom-noms and/or cuddles and ear skritches from my Human Mommy.

What would she do without me?

—Ella, Guest Contributor

Looks like you’re thinking about dinner, Human Mommy.

I hope you’re thinking about my dinner.

—Cosmo

Okay, you did a nice job of updating the foliage color as per my directions and my tail is magnificently posed…

…but that’s about it.

C’mon, Humans! There’s not even an un-carved pumpkin in this one.

I’m trying to keep my cool, but it’s getting harder and harder as the hours and minutes tick down to my very special day.

Get it together, Humans.

—Darth Vader

You are correct, Human Mommy. My life is more relaxing than yours.

That is because we Cats are superior beings.

—Lily