You’re wonderful, Human Mommy, but you should strive to be more generous in sharing your delicious-smelling quiche…
…with your beloved, starving, first born Dog Son, who hasn’t eaten his fill since Big Bird Day, and even then you and Human Daddy were a bit stingy with the Bird.
—Cosmo
The Humans have been really excited about a new TV they got during Black Friday.
I didn’t really understand until they put on one of my shows.
Now I get it.
—Xena
Human Daddy has provided me with a new, cozy cave for the long, cold months ahead.
To be clear, it is mine and only mine.
I expect to find it undisturbed and unencumbered by another Cat or, Cat forbid, a Woofie when I return from my morning constitutional.
—Phelps
Human Mommy is playing the first of many, many interminable Hallmark Christmas movies today.
It’s not even December yet.
Help me Dog.
—Cosmo
Oh, good! Human Mommy has selected a neon green blanket…
…to complement my gorgeous eyes and provide good contrast to my chic, glossy, black coat.
—Darth Vader
Why can’t I go out, Humans? Because I’m not wearing my collar?
Well, reattach my collar and OPEN THE DOOR!
—Finnegan
On this most special of days, you are more justified than ever…
…in utterly ignoring your Humans when they attempt to shoo you from the kitchen.
—Cosmo and Phelps
Taco night, Human Daddy? It’s not Tuesday, but I’m still up for it.
Hold the lettuce, tomato, and salsa on mine.
The shell is optional, but leave it off if that’ll get me more meat and cheese.
—Cosmo
Balletic Napping is yet another reason…
…Cats are superior beings.
—Lily
Sometimes, I share my fireplace…
…but only when there isn’t a fire in it.
—Phelps
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