Daily Feline Wisdom

Sure, October is Darth’s month as he’s a black House Panther.

We other Cats must still practice our terrifying arches, though.

Spooky season isn’t just for voids.

—Phelps

It’s so dark outside, Cosmo, that it must be nearly midnight yet we still haven’t received our nightly nosh.

I know, Sunny. I am most distressed.

—Sunny and Cosmo

It’s getting darker earlier and earlier, but dinner continues to occur impossibly late.

Unfair.

—Cosmo

My magnificent, white-tipped tail forms a perfect question mark.

The question is: Where are my snacks?

—Phelps

Sometimes you feel like a nap on a surface less supportive than the memory foam stuffed Dog bed but still softer than the hardwood floor.

Options are important.

—Stella

Ahem, Humans! It is already cool enough, yet the bulky AC continues to impede my preferred Birdie TV viewing screen.

Take care of this NOW!!!

—Amber

Sure, we Cats have an impressively long battery life.

But it’s still important to charge us to ensure optimal purr motor performance and prevent accidental Murder Mitten deployment.

—Lily

Today is Sunday and brunch happened but it wasn’t ordinary brunch.

It was homemade beef and rice brunch AND we got two servings.

Today was the most excellent Sunday in recent memory.

—Cosmo

When Xena goes in for a lap cuddle, the paparazzi don’t always react.

But when I do the exact same thing, you can barely see for all the flashbulbs going off.

—Cosmo

I am quite fond of my swinging bench…

…but it is getting a bit chilly out.

Ahhh, that’s better! Now, fetch me some refreshments, Humans.

—Phelps