Apollo, you have already had many bad ideas in your young life.
But let me assure you that your idea of pouncing on me is the WORST idea you’ve ever had and, if you should be so foolish as to follow through, it may well be your LAST idea, too.
—Luna
Looks like you’re enjoying a delicious midday snack, Human Mommy.
Know who else would appreciate a snack? Us! We haven’t eaten since lunch and that was eons ago.
—Xena and Cosmo
Sure, stationary Cat Trees are great…
…but nothing beats an awesome, ambulatory Cat Tree like Human Daddy!
—Apollo
I would prefer to spend my afternoon undisturbed…
…but I understand that as the Loveliest Loaf who has ever loafed, I am absolutely irresistible to the paparazzi.
—Luna
Unlike my boyfriend Cosmo, I’m not overly food-motivated.
Still, when the Humans are snacking, I join in the begging.
I don’t want to get left out.
—Stella
Apollo, can you please settle down?
It is nap time, after all.
—Lily
Time to get up? Oh no, Humans, it is much too early.
Please hit the snooze button again or, better yet, draw the curtains and turn off the alarm entirely.
—Cosmo
I know Uncle Darth is on your lap right now, Human Mommy.
But please realize that I am next in line.
—Sunny
Far be it from me, Humans, to deny Kibbles to a young Cat going through a growth spurt.
Still, have you considered reducing Apollo’s portion size?
Seriously, Humans, it looks like the young guy’s on his way to becoming Cosmo-sized.
—Darth Vader
Another Hallmark movie, Human Mommy?
Don’t you find the plot mind-numbing and predictable?
Also, it’s not even December yet!
You really need to pace yourself so that you don’t run out of this seasonal torture… erm… entertainment before Dogsmas.
—Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 