Human Mommy removed me from the Sleeping Cloud where I was happily ensconced and then ran the dreaded vacuum back and forth over the fur I had meticulously placed on the carpet.
I have had to seek refuge with a Woofie.
I am currently plotting my revenge.
—Phelps
The mighty Huntress awakens from her al fresco nap…
…with thoughts of lunch on her mind.
—Luna
Sure, October is Darth’s month as he’s a black House Panther.
We other Cats must still practice our terrifying arches, though.
Spooky season isn’t just for voids.
—Phelps
It’s so dark outside, Cosmo, that it must be nearly midnight yet we still haven’t received our nightly nosh.
I know, Sunny. I am most distressed.
—Sunny and Cosmo
It’s getting darker earlier and earlier, but dinner continues to occur impossibly late.
Unfair.
—Cosmo
My magnificent, white-tipped tail forms a perfect question mark.
The question is: Where are my snacks?
—Phelps
Sometimes you feel like a nap on a surface less supportive than the memory foam stuffed Dog bed but still softer than the hardwood floor.
Options are important.
—Stella
Ahem, Humans! It is already cool enough, yet the bulky AC continues to impede my preferred Birdie TV viewing screen.
Take care of this NOW!!!
—Amber
Sure, we Cats have an impressively long battery life.
But it’s still important to charge us to ensure optimal purr motor performance and prevent accidental Murder Mitten deployment.
—Lily
Today is Sunday and brunch happened but it wasn’t ordinary brunch.
It was homemade beef and rice brunch AND we got two servings.
Today was the most excellent Sunday in recent memory.
—Cosmo
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