Daily Feline Wisdom

We are spending a lovely day in our Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Dog Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

Do you know what would make it even lovelier, Humans?

That’s right. Refreshments.

—Sunny et. al.

Managing Human Mommy is absolutely exhausting.

Sometimes, I have to give myself a well-deserved break by warming my tummy on the closed laptop.

Don’t worry, I’m not preventing Human Mommy from working.

It’s not like she accomplishes much while the laptop is open.

—Amber

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

I’m the only Cat who should use the beloved Sleeping Egg given my appropriate yolk and white coloration.

—Finnegan

The Humans say I can either be in or out.

Personally, I think I can be both.

—Xena

Ahem, Human Mommy! There is a discernible nip in the air.

It is high time to start planning and procuring accessories for my Official 2023 Halloween Portrait.

Pumpkins are a must, and I’m also thinking spiders, cobwebs, ghosts, and possibly skeletons but not so many that they detract from ME, the star of Halloween.

—Darth Vader

Focus, Human Mommy.

That spreadsheet is not going to fill itself out.

—Amber

It’s Sunday and Human Mommy is bummed out that tomorrow is Monday.

On the other paw, I don’t mind Monday at all because the day after is Tuesday which guarantees a Tummy Rub.

—Sunny

Xena has many good qualities, but she is a bit clingy around Human Daddy.

I really appreciate it when I get some Daddy Time, too.

—Stella

Yes, Human Mommy, you have provided me with a comfortable and sufficiently lengthy lap cuddle.

But you failed to bake the organic chicken tenders that garnish my Fancy Feast dinner.

Why you couldn’t accomplish both tasks is a mystery to me.

—Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Ever climb to the tippy top of one of the light posts Human Daddy built for you only to forget what you came for?

Oh, wait, I remember!

Birdies. I came for Birdies.

—Luna