Spreadsheet days are my favorite days as Human Mommy’s long-suffering Cat Manager.
Human Mommy is less hopeless in Excel than she is in most aspects of her job, and Spreadsheets demand much less irritating, clickety-clackety typing that can disrupt my supervisory snoozes.
—Amber
Smell that, Cosmo? That smells like Human Daddy’s award winning meatloaf!
Sure does, Sunny. I hope the Humans share with us.
It would be mighty stingy if they don’t!
—Sunny and Cosmo
Smell that, Cosmo? That smells like Human Daddy’s award winning meatloaf!
Sure does, Sunny. I hope the Humans share with us.
It would be mighty stingy if they don’t!
—Sunny and Cosmo
Human Mommy has decided that it’s warm enough to open the preferred upstairs window.
Finally! Bird TV is so much better with surround sound.
—Finnegan and Lily
Sandwich? You’ve got SANDWICH!
Oh please, Human Daddy, be a sport and GIMME SOME!
—Cosmo
Sometimes the Humans wonder where my allegiances lie.
To set the record straight, I’m all Cat but I’m also most definitely part of the Pack.
—Darth Vader
Great Guard Dog Teams ensure both exterior and interior security…
…by monitoring the front yard and all activities occurring inside, particularly those of the food variety.
—Sunny, Stella, and Xena
It’s good to have a variety of prime napping spots!
For example, some days you may fancy a cushy cloud…
…and other days you may prefer a cozy, space-age egg.
—Lily and Luna
As you know, Humans, catching a Cat Tree trifecta is extremely rare.
We encourage buying a lotto ticket or at least a scratch off.
—Darth Vader, Amber, and Luna
A great manager does not need to be awake to manage her employees.
Her presence alone provides much needed leadership, structure, and supervision to her employees, even the lackluster ones like Human Mommy, who seem incapable of lowering the volume on their annoying clickety-clackety typing despite numerous reminders, interventions, and memos.
—Amber
