When you find yourselves outnumbered by the Meowies, stand very, very still, save for the wagging of one of your tails, which they may or may not interpret as a white flag depending on their knowledge of canine signals, the strategic importance of your physical location, and their mood.
Uh-oh, we seem to be blocking access to the Meowies’ kibble.
Deploy the Puppy Eyes! Deploy the Puppy Eyes!
–Cosmo and Stella
Daily Feline Wisdom 
you need a third doggy :o)
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They need five more doggies then, because this is SEVEN cats and counting.
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Right now, we just need an escort out of the kitchen. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella
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you’re right…the math teacher of the mama hated her for a reason LOL
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We need the Humans to escort us out of the danger zone. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella
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Oh you Tricksters
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Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella
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Ohhh poor pups! Don’t be scared…the kitties are only teasing…or are they?!
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Meowies don’t tease. They mean business. We are scared. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella
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BARK for rescue! Do you have an emergency cat treat somewhere? Throw that…then run!
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We have one emergency Meowie treat but the problem is there are 3 Meowies, each of which is faster than us, being descended from Cheetahs or so they’ve told us. Help!! Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella
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Ok, don’t panic…do something totally unexpected like…like…run right AT the cats while barking for help, throw the treat then jump OVER the cats then-FREEDOM!
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Good idea except for the fact that Meowies can fly, literally FLY–we’ve seen them. We’re sticking with our original plan of staying in place until Human Mommy puts down her cell phone and saves us. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella
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hello cosmo and stella its dennis the vizsla dog hay beeing between kitties and there food is a bad ideea i hav tried it they turn into flying banshees with claws!!! best step aside slowly!!! ok bye
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Thanks Dennis! You are right–we are most definitely in danger. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella
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Yikes! Looks like the MF-3 (Military Feline) line! ^+ . +^
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