Non-members dare not sit in the Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
First, it’s against the rules.
Second, you don’t have a lint remover sticky enough to un-fur your clothes after sitting upon our couches.
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 
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We have kitchen chairs with that same fur upholstering.
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My fur = extension of myself = do NOT sit here! Purrs, Phelps
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Honestly, Phelps. . .
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What? There are rules and fur, lots and lots of fur. Purrs, Phelps
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dood…N due knot let de dawgz out ther either !!! 🙂 ♥♥
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No Woofies! Purrs, Phelps
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