You want to enter this door, Human?
You must pay the door toll.
The toll is payable in tuna, cream, Catnip, or tummy rubs.
Please understand that the tummy rub option will result in the laceration of the hand you use to rub the toll collector.
–Lily
You want to enter this door, Human?
You must pay the door toll.
The toll is payable in tuna, cream, Catnip, or tummy rubs.
Please understand that the tummy rub option will result in the laceration of the hand you use to rub the toll collector.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 
yes…. we want a door toll too… a door toll or they get bitten by da door troll
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yes…. we want a door toll too… a door toll or they get bitten by da door troll
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Mountain Boots walking down the hall voids any toll🐱 Washe kat gets docile when I wear a ‘snake handlers’ glove for a ‘tummy rub’ 😉 I got tired of fillet arms yrs ago.
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lily…due knot forgetz cash iz a good optshun two !! 😉 3♥
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What do I need cash for? We know all of Human Mommy’s passwords to log into Amazon Prime, Chewy, Grubhub, etc. Purrs, Lily
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What would you choose, Jessica? You know your cat. . .
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Um, I did the tummy rub. Only a small amount of blood was drawn. You see I had to save my last can of tuna to go downstairs, as the stair toll is also due.
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Your humans can’t win, eh?
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Whatever do you mean? They inhabit a home with 7 Cat Overlords. They are obviously winning at life. Purrs, Lily
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Now I’m slightly jealous, I’ve only got one feline overlord.
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There is no greater honor for a Human than serving one’s Cat Overlord. If you have more than one Overlord, then you have more than one command to follow. More commands = more joy for you the servants… er… Humans. Purrs, Lily
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I think I would risk the tummy rub. 🙂
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As long as you understand the risk… Purrs, Lily
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🙂
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I agree with Charles 😻
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Purrs, Lily
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MeeeOwwwww! I don’t usually hit on felines I see online, but yowsa you are a looker! And kudos on making the humans pay!
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Thank you! (I’m blushing under my stripes.) Purrs, Lily
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Cute!! Have a purr-fect Caturday tomorrow!! ❤
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Purrs, Lily
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