Month: November 2019

Nothing beats…

…a good, old-fashioned bout of tug.

–Xena and Cosmo

Thank you, Granmy Cat! I love my new black and white egg.

I know you sent it to “all” of us, but really intended it for me because it’s a tuxedo egg and I’m a tuxedo Cat and everyone knows you love me best.

–Phelps

Thank you for sending me this lovely egg with a built in heating pad, Grammy Cat!

I know you meant for the egg to belong just to me because it is grey and I am grey and also I’m your favorite Grandcat.

–Luna

Human Mommy’s company changed their policy–employees can no longer work from home, under the supervision of their Cat Managers.

So Human Mommy got me, a purring, kneading, meowing Cat Robot.

I can’t wait to go to work!

–Cat Robot who won’t have a name until Human Mommy and her colleagues vote on it

With winter drawing near…

…procure some springlike flowers for your beloved Cats.

–Lily

Have a good day at the mysterious place you call “work,” Human Mommy.

Don’t worry–we will keep the bed nice and warm for you.

–Xena, Cosmo, Stella, and Sunny

Good morning, Human Mommy!

Care to share some of that delicious smelling breakfast sandwich with me?

–Xena

Midnight snack, Humans? What a lovely idea! Are you cracking open a can of tuna?

Wait–you are going for leftover Halloween candy?!

Gross.

–Finnegan

Sure, we do some things independently.

But most things are matters for the Pack.

–Cosmo, Stella, Sunny, and Xena

I am devastated by the failure of my 2019 Official Halloween Portrait photo shoot.

I’m hitting the bars to console myself.

–Darth Vader