No, Human, you cannot get the chair back.
You may stroke my irresistible tummy, so long as you understand that my murder mittens and/or fangs will automatically deploy when you achieve a specific, ever changing, seemingly arbitrary level of tummy stimulus.
And, no, stroking my tummy will not restore you chair privileges.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
All true!
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Purrs, Louie
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Well put, Louie. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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Purrs, Louie
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