Who goes there?

Who dares disturb my hydration?
–Darth Vader
Who goes there?

Who dares disturb my hydration?
–Darth Vader
The beautiful sunflowers that complement my golden coat are thirsty.

Please tend to them immediately, Humans.
–Finnegan
My Humans say I am sitting here like a human.
I say my Humans learned to sit like this from me.
–Payton, Guest Contributor
When your Human Daddy returns from the store…

…give him a big hug to welcome him home.
–Cosmo
I know you don’t like to say it in front of the Woofies, but…

I’m your favorite right, Human Daddy?
–Amber
Are you going for a snack, Human Mommy?

If so, I want one, too, preferably some of those delicious baked, organic chicken tenders, slightly warmed in the microwave.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
It’s a treat to enjoy one’s morning nap on a sun warmed comforter…

…even if the comforter smells of Woofie.
–Luna and Finnegan
It’s mean not to share your meal with a Dog…

…who is obviously starving.
–Cosmo
I know you don’t want me to be in this location, Human Mommy.

But here I am and I know you won’t shoo me away until you’ve taken multiple photos.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
I’m snug as a bug on a rug…

…or snug as a puppy princess surrounded by love.
–Xena