Month: June 2020

Serious discussions can happen any time, anywhere.

But they are best conducted in the kitchen, so that you can get a snack after your talk.

–Darth Vader and Stella

I wonder if there are tasty fishies…

…in the new body of water that magically appeared in my backyard.

–Lily

Oh no, Humans!

I’m melting!

–Lily

Gosh it’s hot today! And it’s even hotter with Little Xena curled up next to me.

Since I obviously can’t ask Xena to move, how about turning up the AC, Humans?

–Cosmo

Hello there! I am the King of the Pond.

The water is warm and there’s plenty to eat.

The only annoying part is the constant clicking clacking of the paparazzi’s cameras.

–King Frog

No, I do not want one of the Woofies’ health bars.

No, I don’t want a Pupperoni either.

This is what I want.

FINALLY!

–Luna*

*Hey Temptations! Not to brag, but I consider myself to be an Influencer in the Cat Blogging world. How about sending over a complimentary case of Temptations so that I can ensure your product’s placement in future posts?

There is no room for you on this bench, Humans.

Obviously.

–Darth Vader and Finnegan

Don’t disturb my nap.

I have sharp fangs, laser eyes, and murder mittens.

I also have an arsenal.

–Phelps

I am the only Cat eating at the Kibble bowl.

But the Kibble bowl is running low.

Code Yellow!

–Darth Vader

Code Red! The kibble bowl is empty!

Code Orange! The kibble bowl is full but it’s too crowded to get a proper mouthful.

I am going to starve.

–Darth Vader