Sometimes the Humans forget to close the Woofie gate to the upstairs.
As a Stair Toll Collector, you must stretch out to make yourself into a physical barrier that prevents everyone, Woofie or otherwise, from going up top without paying the Stair Toll.
–Amber
Daily Feline Wisdom 
That is funny. 🙂
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Is the Stair Toll a cuddle? Happy to pay 862 times if I have to.
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Depends on the toll collector. Since you ask, you may pay in either jambon de Bayonne or bitcoin. Purrs, Amber
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