My Human Mommy took me to the Vet, where they shaved my leg and stole my tooth.
Then she put me in a cone so that I couldn’t lick the itchy shaved patch.
I am understandably displeased.
I will sulk in the garage until Human Mommy removes the cone and provides me with apology brisket.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
Daily Feline Wisdom 
You poor kitty. I am the Tooth Fairy of the Cat Blogosphere so if you send me your address to pilch92@aol.com, I will send you some crocheted catnip toys.
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Oh, thank you! Purrs, Louie
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Now, that’s going to be expensive … my Kessy lost all her teeth but the few small ones in the front as she was suffering from FORL …
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Get well soon, Louie!
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Thank you! I would feel ever so much better but for this cruel cone. Purrs, Louie
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Hope you are better soon Louie – the Tooth Fairy will send you something special .
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Do you think the tooth fairy can give me my shaved fur back? That would be nice or Catnip mice or brisket, lots and lots of brisket. Purrs, Louie
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She might send you a soft chewy mouse…but you’ll have to wait for Mom Nature to regrow your fur. You may not want to chew real brisket til you heal up a bit. Purrs !
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Oh, but City Barbecue brisket is so good! Soft yet flaky at the same time. Like butter, only better, ’cause it’s meat. Purrs, Louie
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Get well soon, I can almost understand you, Love and Hugs, nia
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Aww you poor Kitty. Get well soon. It will pass. Garfield hugs🤗🤗💖
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Purrs, Louie
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You have our sympathies. Hope you feel better soon! Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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Louie, sorry you are not feeling well. Hope you are better soon and feeling much better without that bothersome old tooth.
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I would feel much better if my Human Mommy just removed my cone so that I could lick my shaved patch of fur. The itch is unbearable. Purrs, Louie
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