Month: May 2021

You are mighty late in posting to my blog, Human Mommy.

Do I need to start looking for your replacement?

–Amber

You know what’s so great about Thursday, Human Mommy?

Friday is the next day!

How about a muzzle skritch to celebrate?

–Sunny

Why are you looking at your cellphone, Human Daddy?

You could be looking at me, your beloved Dog, here to remind you that dinnertime approaches.

–Cosmo

I’m all Dog, no doubt about it.

Still, I sometimes like to embrace my latent Panther side.

–Stella

Here, Fishy Fishies! Don’t be scared.

Can’t we all be friends?

–Luna

It is a rare occurrence, but sometimes we see fit to bestow a double lap cuddle on a deserving Human.

We love you, Human Mommy.

We think you’re pretty great.

–Phelps and Darth Vader

My Human Mommy took me to the Vet, where they shaved my leg and stole my tooth.

Then she put me in a cone so that I couldn’t lick the itchy shaved patch.

I am understandably displeased.

I will sulk in the garage until Human Mommy removes the cone and provides me with apology brisket.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

It’s Friday, Human Mommy, and you’ve worked hard all week.

Why not take today off and not displace me from my napping spot?

–Finnegan

No matter how nice the store bought Cat bed…

…a cardboard box is always cozier.

–Darth Vader

Can’t you take your afternoon nap on Human Daddy’s side of the bed, Human Mommy?

As you can see, I’m already installed on your pillow.

–Sunny