May I sit next to you, Mr. Phelps?
No, Stella, you may not.
You meet our formal dress code in your fetching tuxedo, but there simply isn’t room for you on the fancy couch.
–Stella and Phelps
May I sit?
May I sit next to you, Mr. Phelps?
No, Stella, you may not.
You meet our formal dress code in your fetching tuxedo, but there simply isn’t room for you on the fancy couch.
–Stella and Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Lot of tuxedos there! Looks like you are ready if a wedding or prom comes along.
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We are always prepared as we are never under-dressed. Purrs, Phelps
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But .. do I detect just a HINT of white dress shirt under Stella’s jacket?
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Oh yes! I, too, am a Tuxie. Woofs and Wags, Stella
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So then … what exactly is the policy at this establishment? I demand to speak to a manager.
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The policy used to be no Woofies, but then I decided that Woofies are kind of okayish. So now the policy is properly attired Woofies and ONLY if the fit. With Cosmo already on the couch it is clear that Stella, although she is dressed correctly, does not fit. Purrs, Phelps, the Fancy Couch Manager
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