My Servant

Human, you have provided me with appropriate offerings of decanted Tuna and a heated Cat bed on the porch.

You say that you are deathly allergic to me. That is fine, as I am not a touchy-feely Feline.

Congratulations, Human. I have chosen you as my servant.

Now go make yourself useful to your Queen.

–The Queen, Guest Contributor

2 thoughts on “My Servant

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s