Month: December 2021

I am pleased to report that I have reclaimed the uppermost perch of the Most Sacred Cat Tree, while maintaining control of my Catsmas Tree.

Order has been restored.

–Phelps

Uncle Phelps is getting a bit demanding and crotchety in his old age, so I guess I can give him my Catsmas Tree.

But I am taking the top perch of the Most Sacred Cat Tree in exchange.

–Luna

Silly Junior Cat! The Catsmas Tree isn’t hers.

It’s mine.

–Phelps

I hereby claim the Catsmas Tree…

…as mine and only mine.

Be merry elsewhere, Woofies.

–Luna

My Human inhumanely locked me out of the bathroom while she took a shower.

Unacceptable. She tanked my first meta bathroom usage study in my new bathroom.

I am therefore establishing a comfortable, permanent bathroom outpost so that this can never happen again.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Feeling particularly antisocial?

Become a sullen loaf, facing the wall.

–Phelps

When ice fishing with your Humans…

…it’s mighty important to keep your paws warm.

–Lola, Special Minnesota Guest Contributor

Well hello, Mr. Mouse.

I might be tempted to nosh on you, but I recently acquired a Human servant who provides me with comestibles more delicious than yourself.

No offense.

–The Queen, Guest Contributor

Monday isn’t anyone’s favorite day.

Sometimes, the only reasonable course of action is to hunker down in one of your Dog beds and hope that Friday arrives sooner than it usually does.

–Sunny

Oh, Papa Cosmo, isn’t this toasty fire just perfect?

Oh, yes, Little Xena, it surely is.

–Xena and Cosmo