Month: December 2021

Yes, you have displeased me, Human Mommy. No, I will not tell you how.

As my servant, you should know.

Now fix it.

–Amber

Sometimes, you are a Morning Cat.

Other times, not so much.

–Amber

No, Humans, this holiday hat and neckpiece set does not make me feel festive.

It makes me angry.

–Sunny, Guest Contributor

Once a Lap Dog…

…always a Lap Dog.

–Cosmo

Sometimes, the biggest, baddest, blackest and whitest Boss Cat will settle down next to you, practically draping his tail over your innocent Canine nose.

All you can do is stay very still and hope he doesn’t notice you’re there.

–Sunny

Human, you have provided me with appropriate offerings of decanted Tuna and a heated Cat bed on the porch.

You say that you are deathly allergic to me. That is fine, as I am not a touchy-feely Feline.

Congratulations, Human. I have chosen you as my servant.

Now go make yourself useful to your Queen.

–The Queen, Guest Contributor

Yet again you are approaching the stairs without a proper offering of treats, Tuna, or bitcoin.

So how are you planning to pay the toll, Human Mommy?

–Darth Vader

Don’t be jealous, Human Mommy!

Human Daddy loves you too.

–Xena

Mirror, mirror on the wall… Who’s the Handsomest Cat of all?

Never mind. I don’t need a mirror.

I know it’s me.

–Phelps

Oh no, it’s December and that can only mean one thing.

Human Daddy is going to force me to wear my embarrassing reindeer hoodie!

–Xena