Month: June 2022

What a lovely day it is to lounge upon a sunbaked mountain…

…or on a bed of soft clover and grass.

–Amber and Sunny

The Lion King loafs majestically upon the soft grass…

…as only the reigning monarch of the frontyard can.

–Finnegan

I am watching you. I am always watching you.

Unless I’m napping…

–Lily

Sure, it’s nice out, but it’s time to come inside.

It’s dinner time, after all.

–Cosmo

The Humans wonder why I am cowering under a chair.

There is a storm brewing outside with thunder and lightening and Dog-knows-what…

I wonder why the Humans are not taking refuge under a chair.

–Sunny

Yes, I know I am glorious.

I am glorying in my gloriousness.

–Darth Vader

My Humans are watching a movie while eating dinner.

I am not watching the movie because I have no dinner and must employ my Puppy eyes to remind the Humans that I’m starving, even though they’re distracted by the movie and their delicious smelling dinner.

–Cosmo

What’s the matter with Monday, Human Mommy?

It’s pretty pleasant if you spend it lounging in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club.

Oh wait, you’re not a member…

–Luna

Human Royals are fond of thrones.

Thrones are nice, but nothing beats a box.

–Amber, The Tortie Empress

The Woofies are allowed to be here, Humans, on their designated couch as they are (regretfully to some) members of the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

What are you Humans doing here?

You are not members and we all know you could never afford the Club fees, payable in tuna, catnip, Bitcoin and/or marrow bones.

Scram before I have to alert Club Security, aka the larger Woofie Members.

–Darth Vader