What is this, Human Mommy?
Is this Steak of Apology for abandoning your Feline Overlord while noisy tree work was being performed outside his favorite window, which interrupted his daytime naps, which was all the worse because lengthy thunderstorms had perturbed his circadian (Catadian) rhythm the night before?
It’s in a baggie…
Oh, that’s better.
Throw in some brisket and I may accept your apology eventually.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent