Non-members frequently ask us Members about the dining options in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie-Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
I’m pleased to share that Club Membership comes with complimentary couch-side delivery of food and beverages…
…such as refreshing saucers of cream for Cat Members and Bully Sticks for the Woofie Members.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Sounds like an excellent club
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Indeed it is! Purrs, DV
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Ooh, what’s in that glass?
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It’s a perfect White Russian, hold the vodka, hold the Kahlua, hold the ice. Purrs, Darth Vader
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