Month: July 2022

I’ve explained time and time again to the pack that the only way to look good in a group photo is to look directly at the camera.

Miss Stella gets it.

Cosmo and Xena not so much.

–Sunny

I do not understand why my Human Mommy spends so much time on Excel.

All I can figure is that spreadsheets for her must be like Mousies for us Cats.

–Lily

Lily, you look tuckered out. You mustn’t overdo it on the weight training.

I know all that, Cosmo. I didn’t lift today–it’s a Rest Day.

That means at least 22 hours of naps since I’m a Cat.

–Lily and Cosmo

Working out is HARD!

Proper recuperation is a must.

–Lily

Non-members frequently ask us Members about the dining options in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie-Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

I’m pleased to share that Club Membership comes with complimentary couch-side delivery of food and beverages…

…such as refreshing saucers of cream for Cat Members and Bully Sticks for the Woofie Members.

–Darth Vader

Storms are awful. I don’t like them.

Not one bit!

–Sunny

Should I lounge on this couch or that couch?

Sometimes, you don’t have to choose.

–Sunny

Sometimes, it’s just too hot to do much of anything.

And that’s okay.

–Stella and Cosmo

What am I doing? Oh, nothing much…

Just contemplating my dinner options. Do I feel like sushi or something meatier? Or maybe I should go with a surf-and-turf option…

–Luna

Even the Tortie Empress appreciates a good roll on the sunbaked stones from time to time.

Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it.

–Amber