Human Mommy shooed me off her lap the other day, allegedly because my claws felt “too sharp.”
So I trotted over to Miss Debbie’s place and stayed in my Winter Palace, a heated shelter on her fine cedar porch, until well past dark.
My Humans are most chagrined…
…as well they should be.
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Oh my! Where does Miss Debbie live?
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Langley, BC, Canada
Oh, wrong Ms Debbie
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Might as well be. I’m sure Phelpsie would figure out how to get over to Ms. Debbie’s even if she were on the other side of the world.
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Down the block. Just down the block a little ways. So embarrassing! Why does Phelpsie keep doing this to me?!
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Absolutely hilarious!
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Serves them right. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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Agreed! Plus, Miss Debbie has great snacks. Purrs, Phelps
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