Human Mommy, Amber and I have voiced our concerns with your daily shower habit multiple times, yet you persist in standing under water and dousing yourself with products that make you smell not like you.
Kindly cease and desist from this barbaric practice.
—Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 
He looks so tired of all your rubbish.
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Exhausted, actually. Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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How dare you!
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Both Human Mommy and Human Daddy engage in this barbaric practice, but Human Mommy exaggerates the length. It’s almost as if she LIKES dousing herself with water! Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
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