Humans have absolutely no idea how to clean themselves properly.
Sometimes, you have to lick your Humans, both to demonstrate proper cleaning techniques and to achieve even a modicum of hygiene.
—Darth Vader
Hygiene
Humans have absolutely no idea how to clean themselves properly.
Sometimes, you have to lick your Humans, both to demonstrate proper cleaning techniques and to achieve even a modicum of hygiene.
—Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 
AWWW! So helpful! LOL!
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Sadly, no matter how often I demonstrate proper cleaning methods, Human Mommy persists in taking her long, hot, highly ineffective showers. Purrs, DV
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Well, poor DV. Maybe she enjoys her showers. If it makes Mommy happy, don’t worry. When Mommys are happy, everybody’s happy.
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Very kind of Darth to do that for you!
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I am most generous. Purrs, DV
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Thank you for pointing this out. We’re giving it to our humans. Purrs, Snoops and Sgt Stripes
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We Cats work so hard for our Humans. Purrs, DV
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