A few months ago, the Humans rebranded the room where Human Mommy used to do her clickety-clackety typing as the Guest Room and I subsequently rebranded it as my Private Residence.
Not that I don’t host guests in my room—I totally do.
Never the young upstart, though. He is not invited.
—Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Awe come on be nice to the cute Little Upstart he might be able to help you someday
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Help me with what?! Purrs, Luna
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Aww. Try to be patient. He’ll grow out of being so annoying
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Will he though? If anything, he seems to be getting more annoying the bigger and stronger he grows. Purrs, Luna
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We bought a one bedroom house which is great if you don’t want overnight guests.
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That sounds just lovely. Sharing is highly overrated. Purrs, Luna
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My bedroom has become the cat’s bedroom. He allows me to sleep in there, but he jumps and walks on me all night.
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It’s generous of your Cat to share with you! Purrs, Luna
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That was nice of Human Mommy to remodel her old tippy tappery into a hostel for you to run, Luna. You’re not supposed to discriminate against uninvited guests.
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Mine now. I shall invite whomever I please. Purrs, Luna
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