Human followers, if you like our blog, you’ll love the book We’ll Prescribe You a Cat.
Cat and Kitten followers, insist that your Humans procure the hardcover version, as it is the best for cheek rubs.
That is all.
—Apollo
Book Recommendation
Most Glorious
Oh, it is most glorious to sit in a sun-filled window…
…with the summer breeze fluttering my glossy stripes.
—Lily
Saturday
Little Apollo, it’s Saturday, which is a day for relaxation, but you seem to be as bouncy and pouncy as ever. Could you maybe take a break and chill?
No, Miss Stella, I could not.
I’m a KITTEN!
—Stella and Apollo
Extra
Human Daddy has added an extra cushion to my throne.
I very much approve.
—Darth Vader
Taking in the view
It’s great to take in the view…
…with a friend.
—Apollo and Xena
Hiss
It’s been a whole five minutes since Luna last hissed at me.
Maybe that’s because she’s zonked out…
…or maybe she’s starting to like me.
—Apollo
In or out?
In or out, Little Xena? the Humans ask.
I fail to see why I have to choose just one.
—Xena
Cat Manager
So I guess I’m Human Mommy’s Cat Manager now.
Fortunately, Great Aunt Amber has transmitted detailed instructions from across the Rainbow Bridge.
Unfortunately, I have not yet managed to reduce the volume of Human Mommy’s percussive typing.
According to Human Mommy’s personnel file, this is a longstanding performance issue.
—Apollo
Alert Loaf
There are Lazy Loaves and then there are Alert Loaves.
I am an Alert Loaf, alert to all the action happening outside.
—Apollo
Stages of Forgiveness
I haven’t fully forgiven you for bringing a disruptive, pouncy Kitten into my heretofore peaceable homestead, Human Mommy.
But I have forgiven you enough to avail myself of your soft lap.
—Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 