The Crime: Embezzlement of a pack of Cat Treats from the countertop to benefit an obviously starving Woofie
The Alleged Criminal: Apollo, Social Justice Warrior, aged 6 months
The Verdict: Not Guilty by reason of the treats not being the kind preferred by Cats and therefore fair game to embezzle for the benefit of the Woofies
—Darth Vader, Cat Court Chief Justice
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Apollo, if you were representing yourself in this matter, I hope you made the point that a generous donation of unwanted treats to a worthy cause is not the legal definition of embezzlement and no feline jury in the land would convict you of such. -Max
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I didn’t even have to explain all that! Wise Chief Justice Uncle Darth perfectly understood the situation without me even needing to voice a single meow in my defense. Purrs, Apollo
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Sounds like the doings of Robin Hood!
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Agreed! I’m basically a folk hero! Purrs, Apollo
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This is true. Not every treat is cat tasty. In fact a large majority aren’t. Woofies are always welcome to cleaning up cat rejects. I mean, in the hierarchy of life, that’s the purrrrpose of a Woofie, right? 😹
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Precisely! Purrs, Apollo
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At least they didn’t go to waste
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Waste not, want not. Wish the Humans grasped this simple concept! Purrs, Apollo
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