Human Mommy, I trust that you understand that, now that I have installed myself upon your lap, you are not to move…
…ever.
—Darth Vader
Expectations
Human Mommy, I trust that you understand that, now that I have installed myself upon your lap, you are not to move…
…ever.
—Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Now DV your Human Mommy is human after all so she has to go potty every now and then so she may have to move even if you don’t want her to but I assure you its better she moves and goes to the Bathroom to do do her business you don’t want the smell or mess madded in your pretty fur
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She can and should just hold it. She knows the deal. Purrs, DV
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That ability to just hold it has limitations, young padawan. When a bladder is full, it is full.
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Does he have a single white whisker?
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I have a single white whisker on each side. I am most symmetrical. Purrs, DV
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Is Human Daddy responsible for snacks and treats?
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Precisely! Purrs, DV
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