Apollo, you have already had many bad ideas in your young life.
But let me assure you that your idea of pouncing on me is the WORST idea you’ve ever had and, if you should be so foolish as to follow through, it may well be your LAST idea, too.
—Luna
Worst
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Trust me, Apollo, because I’ve been living in this situation with Tater here for a long time. Jumping on girls ALWAYS ends badly. -Tony
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I know it’s a bad idea, Tony, but it just seems like it would be so much fun to pounce on Luna. Purrs, Apollo
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Oof! She is not impressed!
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Not at all. Why, oh why, did the Humans bring this annoying usurper into MY house?! Purrs, Luna
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Snoops here – It’s true. Girl cats hate playing pounce
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Really? But Pounce is so MUCH fun! Purrs, Apollo
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