I was taking a nap on Human Mommy’s lap, using my own paw as a pillow.
But then I realized that, as the Esteemed Elder Cat, I shouldn’t have to use my own paw.
So I took Human Mommy’s hand.
I trust she realizes that she is not getting her hand back any time soon.
—Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 
I hope she respects the enormous honor you bestowed upon her. Not all hands are worthy of replacing a paw as a pillow. Purrs
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She should be grateful for this most enormous honor. She should also know not to move her hand, not even a little. Purrs, DV
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