I know you can’t resist my lovely, snowy Tummy, Humans…
…and you know that I can’t resist clawing your delicate hands to smithereens with my Murder Mittens.
—Lily
Resist
I know you can’t resist my lovely, snowy Tummy, Humans…
…and you know that I can’t resist clawing your delicate hands to smithereens with my Murder Mittens.
—Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Only the most brainless would dare risk the wrath of your murder mittens, no matter how lovely and tempting the tummy. Puurrrrssss
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Guess my Humans aren’t too smart because they can never resist the allure of my glorious Tummy. Purrs, Lily
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Sounds like a fair price
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Extremely fair! Tummy Rubs are never free. Purrs, Lily
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