No, Human Mommy, I’m not always in the kitchen.
I just make a point of being here when you’re here because I know I have a 95% chance of receiving a treat or an extra meal if I deploy my Kitten eyes.
99% if I sing the aria of starvation, popularized by my Spiritual Father Darth Vader.
—Neo
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 
You go Neo until you get those treats you deserve
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The “Aria of Starvation” – ah! The familiar refrain!!
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