I’m worried, Human Mommy.
Big Brother Apollo has confirmed that my outdoor foliage is still very green, which obviously won’t do for my Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait, you have only procured three jack-o-lanterns, though I need at least double that, and I’ve only received this single sleeping pumpkin as a Halloween gift, which doesn’t even really count as mine because I have to share it with Auntie Lily, the Queen of Autumn.
Do better.
—Neo
OK NEO your humans need to get on the ball and even if they have to purchase fake red, orange, mauve, yellow leaves and 5 or 6 carved Jack O Lanterns and you just might need to meow at the top of your lungs and bring those murder claws out and maybe even give small bites and scratches to your humans NEO
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Oh, maybe violence is the answer! I guess I’ve been too polite with my requests. Purrs, Neo
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About the first one, you need to complain to Mother Nature, and she doesn’t take advice or criticism well at all.
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But Human Mommy could just use paint and keep Mother Nature out of it! Purrs, Neo
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I share your immense disappointments in your humans with you. You’d think that sharing a residence with such an august presence as yourself would make them realize that they need to step up their game. *tsk* I fear they have a limited capacity to learn. Purrs
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Looks like you scored The Great Pumpkin.
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