Human Mommy is not the best Fan Operator.
Actually, she is the worst.
She usually puts it on low and always sets it to oscillate, which means that sometimes you receive temporary, insufficient relief from the unbearable heat, but mostly you stay hot.
Fortunately, Human Daddy is a competent, decisive Fan Operator who never messes with silly oscillations and always sets the fan to high.
—Cosmo
I am in high alert status because I have detected something happening in the kitchen…
…and I wonder if it’s for me.
—Cosmo
What do I want, Human Mommy?
I trust that’s a rhetorical question…
…because I’m making it super obvious that I want, no, I need TEMPTATIONS!
—Darth Vader
It is unconscionable that the Lion King is confined indoors…
…when he should be gamboling and gallivanting outside, as is his right, on this delightfully hot, steamy summer evening.
—Finnegan
Whatcha’ looking at, Human Mommy?
Oh, right, ME!!
‘Cause I’m just the cutest.
—Xena
I’m trying to chill but it’s hard to chill when you’re wondering what dinner will be, when it will be…
…and if any tasty snacks will be provided in the interim to tide you over.
—Cosmo
Excuse you!
I’m not a Shop Cat. I’m THE Shop Cat…
…in addition to being the QUEEN.
—The Queen, Guest Contributor
We Stair Toll Collectors sometimes decline to collect the toll…
…and just block access to the stairs for the Cat of it.
—Amber
No one ever uses the smallest Cat Tree in the penthouse.
I’m finding it provides a satisfactory perch for brooding.
—Darth Vader
I was enjoying a balmy breeze from the open window when Human Mommy closed the window and turned the AC on high, thus disrupting my liquefaction process.
I am peeved. This is most inconvenient.
—Lily
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