Human Mommy, now is not the time to fold your laundry. It’s been in a bin for over a week, what will another day hurt?

Now is the time to start thinking about our dinner.
Our tummies will start hurting if they aren’t filled soon.
—Cosmo and Sunny
Human Mommy, now is not the time to fold your laundry. It’s been in a bin for over a week, what will another day hurt?

Now is the time to start thinking about our dinner.
Our tummies will start hurting if they aren’t filled soon.
—Cosmo and Sunny
It’s Tuesday, Human Mommy, and my Tummy Rub is past due.

Get with it, Human Mommy!
—Lily
Sometimes Human Mommy accuses me of a serious crime, like stealing one of Human Daddy’s flip-flops…

…with no evidence whatsoever.
—Stella
I’ll be on my way, very soon…

…to the Land of Nod.
—Sunny
Sometimes, Human Daddy gets caught up scrolling through his phone and fails to pay sufficient attention to me, his beloved Warrior Princess.

Fortunately, staring pointedly and even throwing in an annoyed bark if absolutely necessary, refocuses his attention almost immediately on his Top Priority, ME.
—Xena
Grammy Cat got Human Daddy a pillow decorated with Doggoes for his birthday…

…and now it is mine.
Thank you, Grammy Cat! You have the best taste in gifts, especially of the pillow variety.
—Xena
We love Cosmo and Sunny, no question about it.

Still, sometimes it’s lovely to enjoy some snuggly Girl Time in a sun puddle.
—Xena and Stella
I am the Tiger Queen and I want to lounge on the window seat, but Amber insists that empresses, such as herself, the Tortie Empress, outrank queens.
Plus she’s my senior and my mother.

I guess I’ll just have to make do with a window-adjacent spot as my Cat Mom hogs the window.
I’m not happy about it, but it’s much too hot to launch an attack against the Empire.
Plus, attacks against the Empire never end well.
I know my mom.
—Lily
As usual, Human Mommy is grumbling and groaning as she performs the clickety-clackety typing she calls “work.”
I think it’s time for her to take a pause to admire my Paws…

…with their extraordinary under-Paw Floof.
—Sunny
On hot, steamy days such as today…

…one has no choice but to let it all hang out,
—Phelps