Author: sevencatsandcounting

Xena has many good qualities, but she is a bit clingy around Human Daddy.

I really appreciate it when I get some Daddy Time, too.

—Stella

Yes, Human Mommy, you have provided me with a comfortable and sufficiently lengthy lap cuddle.

But you failed to bake the organic chicken tenders that garnish my Fancy Feast dinner.

Why you couldn’t accomplish both tasks is a mystery to me.

—Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Ever climb to the tippy top of one of the light posts Human Daddy built for you only to forget what you came for?

Oh, wait, I remember!

Birdies. I came for Birdies.

—Luna

As a Cat Prima Ballerina, I have mastered an extensive repertoire of graceful lounging positions.

Still, the Classic Tail Curl is my signature.

—Lily

Papa Cosmo has many wonderful qualities but he is a bit too large to serve as a comfortable Chin Rest for me, the smallest Doggo.

Too bad Sunny’s on break.

—Xena

I’m pairing a classic tail curl with a perfect back leg extension…

…all while snoozing.

I’m very talented.

—Lily

Thank you, Little Xena, for loaning me the very special Dog pillow that Human Daddy gave to you.

Also, thank you, Grammy Cat for giving Human Daddy this marvelous pillow for his birthday.

You have great taste in pillows.

—Cosmo

My Saturday schedule is pretty packed with fun and relaxing activities…

…but my priority is spending lovey-dovey time with my main squeeze, Stella.

—Sunny

My Humans are refusing to let me outside because, according to them, it’s too hot.

What they fail to understand is that a day such as today offers ideal liquefaction conditions.

Harrumph!

I guess I’ll have to stay here, liquifying as fast as I can despite the annoying AC my Humans insist on.

—Phelps

I don’t much like the heat and it’s very, very hot.

The Humans say it’s too hot to cook, so they’ve summoned a pizza.

I am now waiting for the pizza, which will surely include crusts for me.

It’s a silver lining, if you will.

—Cosmo