Author: sevencatsandcounting

It’s only Tuesday, Human Mommy, but maybe if you stretch as far as you can, you can reach over the hump.

Oh wait, that’s right. You lack flexibility.

—Lily

But of course there’s a toll to exit the bathroom and a separate toll to enter the room across the hall.

We trust that the Stair Toll needs no introduction.

—Amber

Were you reading that, Human Mommy?

Well, you shouldn’t be.

You should be paying attention to me.

—Darth Vader

We are spending a lovely day in our Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Dog Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

Do you know what would make it even lovelier, Humans?

That’s right. Refreshments.

—Sunny et. al.

Managing Human Mommy is absolutely exhausting.

Sometimes, I have to give myself a well-deserved break by warming my tummy on the closed laptop.

Don’t worry, I’m not preventing Human Mommy from working.

It’s not like she accomplishes much while the laptop is open.

—Amber

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

I’m the only Cat who should use the beloved Sleeping Egg given my appropriate yolk and white coloration.

—Finnegan

The Humans say I can either be in or out.

Personally, I think I can be both.

—Xena

Ahem, Human Mommy! There is a discernible nip in the air.

It is high time to start planning and procuring accessories for my Official 2023 Halloween Portrait.

Pumpkins are a must, and I’m also thinking spiders, cobwebs, ghosts, and possibly skeletons but not so many that they detract from ME, the star of Halloween.

—Darth Vader

Focus, Human Mommy.

That spreadsheet is not going to fill itself out.

—Amber

It’s Sunday and Human Mommy is bummed out that tomorrow is Monday.

On the other paw, I don’t mind Monday at all because the day after is Tuesday which guarantees a Tummy Rub.

—Sunny