Author: sevencatsandcounting

Please make me a winner, Human Daddy!

Give me some of that fine smelling Chicken dinner!

–Cosmo

What am I doing? Nothing, seriously nothing.

Can’t an Ornithologist just lounge now and again?

Okay, maybe I’m looking for Birdies, but it’s only for scientific purposes.

It’s still quite early for dinner and I’m still full after a multi-Mouse high tea.

–Luna

Whether or not you are actively judging your Humans, it is always good to look down upon them judgmentally.

Humans thrive under judgment.

–Luna

What’s that? You want a shower?

No.

–Phelps

I was peaceably lounging, considering whether or not to move into the sun, when an enormous Woofie plonked his hindquarters down into my sun puddle.

Rude.

–Lily

OMD (Oh My Dog)! It’s finally happening for me!

I’m the BIG SPOON!

–Xena

No, I’m not being dramatic, Human Mommy.

It’s unbearably hot and humid and I am in fact melting.

–Sunny

There are many ways to ignore your Humans.

Presenting your gorgeous back stripes, whilst coquettishly curling your tail, lets them know that you prefer not to be disturbed but may change your mind upon the delivery of a properly chilled saucer of cream.

–Lily

The Humans frequently ask me for a kiss.

I’m considering it.

–Sunny

We voids…

…have to stick together.

–Darth Vader and Stella